POWER RANKINGS - WEEK SIX
It's here: the 2017 ICF Power Rankings coming out of WEEK SIX .
What are these rankings based on, you ask? Well, a history of winning matches is a good place to start, but participation points can also go a long way. These factors, combined with our unique, emotional, and unfair prejudices of the neighborhoods from which these clubs reside, bring us to this week's groupings of the best and the worst that ICF has to offer.
1. MAPLETON FC
Mapleton - more like TONS OF MAPLE, 'cuz life is sweet for these guys: 5 wins in 5 matches.
2. UPPER DOWNTOWN FC
Upper Downtown has the upper hand in talent on the pitch and the web with one CRAZY CUTE KITTY TWEET.
3. GARFIELD ATHLETIC CLUB
They won during the rain-out, but Mother Nature knows how to punish a team that doesn't follow the Media Boss on Twitter.
4. AC MILE SQUARE
Best. Year. Ever. Even the comic guy from The Simpsons is pumped about this squad showing up in 2017.
5. OLD SPEEDWAY CITY
Where's the TWEET? OSC is climbing up the rankings ladder fast, but can't connect fingers to phones for updates.
6. MERIDIAN KESSLER UNITED
Our biggest move up in the rankings, Meridian Kessler should feel comfortable knowing how to look down on others.
7. SPORTING HERRON MORTON
A big drop down the rankings sees The Commish debating on removing the "Sporting" part of their team name.
8. MIDTOWN FC
Our biggest loser this week sees a team needing to replicate their grilling skills on the pitch cuz MARK'S ON THE HOT SEAT.
9. ATLETICO COTTAGE HOME
We may not know what a "Coho" is, but DAYUMN these guys know how to take booty selfies.
10. IRVINGTON FC
This team has lost its Irv, sliding down to the bottom half of the rankings to fully embrace making the playoffs way harder.
11. MASS AVE UNITED
A gentle resergence is proof that this team is rallying around its fallen comrade Brady "Busted Guts" Pierce.
12. REAL FLETCHER PLACE
These lovable futbollers are generous on defense and appear to let teams shoot at the goal uncontested for funsies.
13. AC WOODRUFF PLACE
Down three spots, they've had a Wood-Rough go of it lately as goals are as common for them as spotting sparkled unicorns.
14. OLD NORTH UNITED
Let's face it - using your head to block shots is the only way to legendary status in ICF.
15. BROAD RIPPLE CITY
When you're dead last, moving up three spots means that you've decided to give someone else a chance as the league punching bag.
16. REAL WEST
West in Peace to 2017 in the league, but they still have their eyes on the Indy City Memes championship.
17. FC FOUNTAIN SQUARE
Their worst season ever sees them making stronger bonds around the league based entirely on pity and remorse.
18. BATES HENDRICKS FC
Their record on the pitch may say otherwise, but the BHFC spirit makes this team a bunch winners in our cold hearts.