POWER RANKINGS - WEEK SEVEN
It's here: the 2017 ICF Power Rankings coming out of WEEK SEVEN .
What are these rankings based on, you ask? Well, a history of winning matches is a good place to start, but participation points can also go a long way. These factors, combined with our unique, emotional, and unfair prejudices of the neighborhoods from which these clubs reside, bring us to this week's groupings of the best and the worst that ICF has to offer.
1. MAPLETON FC
The Commish has decided to give the rest of the field a chance against Mapleton FC by duct taping their arms and legs together.
2. UPPER DOWNTOWN FC
Upper Downtown likes hanging out in the upper portion of the power rankings. This is great, but NO TWEETS IN TWO WEEKS?
3. ATLETICO COTTAGE HOME
Up SIX WHOPPING SPOTS this week, there must be something in that carefully brewed water from their sponsor Sun King.
4. OLD SPEEDWAY CITY
They may be fourth in the rankings, but are first in the league in offsides calls. Their favorite fruit: cherries.
5. MERIDIAN KELLSER UNITED
The future is bright for Meridian Kessler, cuz HOLY CRAP THOSE UNI'S ARE CURRENTLY VIEWABLE FROM SPACE.
6. GARFIELD ATHLETIC CLUB
Special props to GAC, as they started following the ICF Media Boss. Their reward? Three spots down in the rankings. Cheers!
7. SPORTING HERRON MORTON
More GIFS with dogs will see this squad finally fulfill their potential off the pitch.
8. MIDTOWN FC
The hot seat for Manager Mark has been cooled, but let's see if they continue to #MakeMidtownGreatAgain
9. AC MILE SQUARE
The biggest rankings drop of any club - the sale on fireworks on Tuesday should provide incentive to celebrate some goals.
10. IRVINGTON FC
The east side is looking to return as the BEAST SIDE next week and crack the top half of the rankings.
11. AC WOODRUFF PLACE
These guys may crack into the top half of the table once they learn how to show up at a match without using a car.
12. REAL FLETCHER PLACE
Calvin Fletcher himself would not approve of this team's very, very, very negative goal differential. Generosity is futile in power rankings.
13. MASS AVE UNITED
Hope is high as rumors swirl around of the league creating a home field advantage by charging opposing players for parking upon arrival.
14. OLD NORTH UNITED
Old North United excels at two things: showing off freedom-laden keeper kits, and transit points. That's all, folks.
15. FC FOUNTAIN SQUARE
THE GOLDEN GROWLER HAS RETURNED AS THE FOUNTAIN FLOWS FREELY WITH SUCCESS.
16. BROAD RIPPLE CITY
@BROADRIPPLECITY WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW THE ICF MEDIA BOSS? SOMETIMES THE DREWTH HURTS, BUT DON'T BE SHY.
17. REAL WEST
The West case scenario for this club is to provide emotional support for squads looking to pick up an easy win, complete with icy pops!
18. BATES HENDRICKS FC
After ruling the bottom of the power rankings for so long, it's clear: BHFC is afraid of heights.