2017 SHOWER RAINKINGS - WEEK FIVE
After last week's disappointing cancellations due to lightning, we present to you our Week 5 Shower Rain-Kings:
1. BATES-HENDRICKS FC
A dazzling display of playing under 73% cloud cover helps lift them to the top of this rain soaked evening...but the #1 spot is mostly for the junk trophy Garfield AC forced upon them. Trophy = First Place, right?
2. GARFIELD AC
A record 43 attempts on goal to secure victory before the storm sees GAC striking fear into the hearts of statisticians everywhere.
3. GARFIELD AC
As the ominous clouds rolled in, BRC remained incredibly relevant as beacons of visibility via their highlighter uniforms.
4. FC FOUNTAIN SQUARE
Just before the pitch turned into a square fountain of moisture, FCFS struggled mightily to find a team umbrella sponsor.
5. AC MILE SQUARE
Even though several weather apps predicted the ensuing slaughter of the sun, ACMS still seemed incredibly surprised and depressed.
6. OLD SPEEDWAY CITY
Several players were quoted that “the storm would pass quickly” while failing to notice the airborne portable toilets nearby.
7-18: EVERYONE ELSE
PAY NO MIND. MOTHER NATURE ALWAYS WINS.